Yes you may have to choose one or the other. Ok maybe not, but I seem to have to. Between programming, preparing, schooling, cleaning, cooking and rarely getting to shower alone, well .....
Yes I have hairy legs, I still wear shorts and I can tell you why.....
- It makes me look scary like a mumma bear so no one will be stupid enough to question my life choices. Like seriously who gets between a mumma bear and her cub right?
- I will make the baby bears porridge just right, and their beds and chairs will be just right. Hairy legs = happy kids and no complaining (or maybe that is only if Goldilocks visits..hmmm)
- It should eventually help me growl deeper and scarier so maybe the kids will pick up their crap off the floor. Yes I predict hairy legs = a cleaner house.
- It saves money on razors so I can buy more chocolate.
- It will keep my legs warm in winter.
- The rare occasions I do get to shower alone, I get to stand there and pretend I am under a waterfall on a deserted island all by myself.
- If I am suppose to wear my tiger stripes with pride and each one shows how awesome I am. Seriously how awesome am I with all these hundreds of little hairy marks all over my legs.
Bahahahaha. I can so relate. Though I do shower alone but most of the time I look trashed so I figure its one less thing I gotta do.
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